Father’s Day is approaching faster than Dad can fall asleep on the couch with a half-eaten sandwich. And as always, you are probably stuck asking the age-old question:
“What on earth do I get him this year?”
Let’s be honest: dads are notoriously tricky to shop for. I mean, what do you get the man who has everything? They either have everything they want, claim they ‘don’t need anything’ or proudly tell you they would be happy with anything you give them. Loosely translated into a pack of beer, barbecue steak and control of the TV for 24 hours!
This Father’s Day, we have compiled a list of gift ideas that range from practical and thoughtful to hilariously unnecessary. Read on and discover which would suit your old man.
1. Fancy BBQ Tools He Will Never Use.
Is your dad a grill master? Does he find any excuse to take the tools and show off his skills? Well, an upgrade on grilling equipment may be the perfect gift. However, take it up an extra notch.
I mean, he already has a grill and tongs. But does he have a gold-plated meat claw or a laser-guided meat thermometer that beeps like a bomb countdown?
Will he become the Gordon Ramsay of backyard burgers? Probably not. But you can be sure he will make a big show of using them before returning to his old tongs. Besides, he will always beam with pride at every family get-together, “See what my daughter bought me for Father’s Day!”
2. Customized Socks.
Nothing says, ‘I love you, Dad” than strapping your smirking face on his ankles. Don’t just buy a pair of socks; customize them with your face. This gift is not only thoughtful and comical but also endearing.
Not only will he be confused, a tad horrified, and oddly proud, but these socks will also be a conversation starter for every golf game, and boys will hang out.
“Who’s that on your socks Tim?”
“Oh, that’s my kid. Apparently, I am supposed to wear them and feel something.”
3. A Framed Photo of You Two.
Pictures are memories. Take one of the cutest and most memorable memories of the two of you, edit it and make it weird. You can photoshop something ridiculous into it, perhaps a reference to an inside joke. Like in Jurassic Park, Mars or on a Renaissance painting.
Wrap it in a fancy frame and watch him squint at it like a puzzle. He may not admit it, but he will keep it on his desk and tell everyone, “My kid made this. I don’t know what it means, but hey, it’s awesome.”
4. A Nap- Anywhere Pillow.
Does your dad have the supernatural ability to nap anywhere? The chair, couch, car, tractor or standing up while watching prime-time news?
A wearable neck pillow would make an excellent gift. He would look like a confused turtle, but it would allow him to pass out comfortably. Sure, he will say, “It is too soft, too weird or I don’t really need it.” But he will secretly love it.
5. A Smart Gadget He Won’t Understand.
Think of a smartwatch. One that tells him how he slept, how long he has been sitting and his daily steps. This will be an upgrade from his normal Rolex.
Better yet, disrupt his routine with voice-controlled lights or one of those smart plugs that can microwave his coffee from space. He is sure to appreciate that.
You will have to explain it to him 10 times, update it monthly, and become his unpaid tech support for the next year. But the joy on his face when he says, “Hey Alexa, play Hello by Lionel Richie’ is worth it.
Final Thoughts.
At the end of the day, most dads don’t care what you give them. They all want to feel appreciated, maybe laugh a little, and be left alone for a nap. So, whatever you choose, throw in a hug or a corny card, and let him win one argument (Just one) this year.
Happy Father’s Day!!♥
Mourine Warui is a media and communication expert and seasoned writer. Her goal is to empower and offer solutions to everyday girl’s problems while provoking candid and authentic conversations. Other goals are to provide inspiration and entertainment to readers through creative, thought-provoking and edgy stories.
